The Republican Outreach Program: Teh Lady Parts

Once the holy seed has passed the aspirin barrier they are now to be considered as potential Republicans.

“Back in my day, they used Bayer aspirin for contraceptives. The gals put it between their knees and it wasn’t that costly."
~Foster Friess

We now determine if this ingress of the seed satisfies the minimum use of force requirements.

The bill Akin and Ryan cosponsored would have narrowed this exception, providing that only pregnancies arising from “forcible rape” may be terminated

Now if no legitimate rape has occurred and hence the host's system will not have shut down; we are good to go.

“the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

The seed then falls on fertile ground and hey presto a Republican is made.

The host's reproductive thingies now become the property of the Republican Party.

Kansas is set to enact one of the most restrictive abortion laws in the nation which defines life as beginning "at fertilization" and imposes a host of new regulations.

And the Lady Parts Protection Squad in Kansas is not alone

States that already have such language are Missouri, Kentucky, Arkansas, Illinois, Louisiana, North Dakota and Ohio, Nash said.

One wonders if the GOP will call for the issuing of Lady parts monitors to all patriots?

Twenty states already have laws dictating rules for ultrasounds, according to the Guttmacher Institute. Here are seven other states that have advanced similar measures in the last year:

Of course once delivery has occurred we will totally ignore its needs.

Also please note:

 Any biological terminology referring to specific lady parts is banned

Two female US politicians were banned from addressing the Michigan house of representatives after one used the word "vagina" and the other tried to argue for regulating vasectomies during a debate over a controversial anti-abortion bill.