Great news, America! We're Number 1! Again. You already knew that, I know, but you won't like this one. We are the most sexually repressed country in the world. Maybe you're thinking that you didn't get the memo. Surely, a study showing this would have been the headline at Huffpo. Okay, so I'm not basing this on any study. I have ample evidence to support my claim (maybe ample was a bad choice of words here).
Exhibit A comes courtesy of Virginia's Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli. He has just asked the 4th Circuit of the US Court of Appeals to reinstate their anti-sodomy law. Irony alert- It's Virginia! Apparently, Virginia is for lovers only when they do it missionary. The colony named to honor the Virgin Queen is taking its duty way to seriously. To Cucinelli's and Virginia's credit, I must admit that at least this is not an anti-gay law, applying to consenting heterosexual couples as well. This actually does more to prove my point.